Heat Invades Terror’s Margins
With a win by forfeit, the Hitmen narrowed the “Margin of Terror,†a cryptically named-and-obviously not-so-tough 3-9 team sponsored by a progressive political consulting firm.
Succumbing first to the “heat,†the Margins were spared a bruising defeat at the bats of the Hitmen. But had they shown up, the Marginal Terrors would have been withered instead by line drives from BCEagle, Ice, Knitts and Deke—who would have swung for the fences in what was to be her last game of the season.
Ready to crack open chilled beverages in any weather conditions short of nuclear winter, the Hitmen look forward to facing the commissioner’s very own Yellow Journalists next week—the two teams’ first match-up in recent memory.
August 13, 2007, 3:17 pm
To show support for the team website, and the effort our esteemed leader puts in writing his weekly posts and even having the website to begin with, I feel the need to contribute and write something so that he knows his effort is not in vain.
I must say I was thoroughly disappointed at what a bunch of pussies the Margin of Terror are, bailing on the second to last game of the regular season.
On a happier note, I will focus all of that frustration on hitting this Thursday, which will either lead to a A-rod like home run, or a giant wiff that will make me look like an even bigger ass then when I called a foul ball fair, and then argued about it.