The Hitmen after their battle with the Border Liners, June 14, 2007.
This would be a photo of the Hitmen after soundly defeating the Borderliners, if the feds had actually managed to field a full squad.

Hitmen Slip Borderliners

by Walt, June 14, 2007, 10:56 pm

Conceding to a classic federal government Catch-22, Homeland called off their pursuit of the Hitmen tonight.

Unable to hold a field on the Mall, yet unwilling to cross the Rio Anacostia, the customs and border control folks couldn’t get their act together. The “Borderliners” finally ran out of excuses when Jess, Kyle, Nate and noble stand-in Hitmen leader JohnStamos slipped back into the city and set up camp on the south bank of the Reflecting Pool under cover of broad daylight. The opposing team blamed low numbers and called it a day, suggesting amnesty for all.

How the feds’ shenanigans will play out in the league rankings is unclear, but at least they didn’t get the chance to make any arrests.

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  1. Ice says:

    June 14, 2007, 11:31 pm

    First the Realtors, now the Border guards? Who else will attempt to evade us? No matter, I’ll mark it down as a win… when I get around to it. Hope y’all at least got to go out after the non-game. Good work, “noble stand-in” leader Stamos. The girls and Bob Saget are proud of you.

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